So today is my seven month ampuversary, right, and Mum wanted to take some pictures to mark it, and I’m like okay, whatever.
My 7 month ampuversary portrait.
But then, right, I look round and she’s taking one of Elsie…
Elsie, posing.
And I’m like, hang on a minute, I thought you said it was my ampuversary! Cos you know that’s Else, right? I mean, I know we look very similar and it’s an easy enough mistake to make, but if you’re not sure, right, just count the legs, cos last time I checked Elsie still had four, which is very strange seeing as how she gets an ampuversary portrait!
The thing is Mum’s all over the moon because she thought Elsie needed an operation and now she doesn’t after all, and Elsie’s like totally full of it cos she got to see this leg doctor, and to be perfectly honest I’m surprised they remembered my ampuversary at all, cos I’m the last dog anyone thinks of. And now Elsie’s going to see my rehab vet, my rehab vet, do you know what I’m saying! ‘You know she’s going to put you on a diet?’ I said. ‘I’ll bet you anything.’ ‘Pig’s ear,’ says Else. ‘Alright,’ I said. ‘I’ll bet you a pig’s ear, but you won’t be allowed to eat it. No more pig’s ears for you,’ I said. ‘No more paté on toast, no more game pie…’ ‘Stop it!’ said Else, and she looked like she was going to start crying.
‘You know she’s going to put you on a diet?’ I said.
So then I felt a bit guilty, cos she is my sister and she’s not that bad, at least not all the time, only I do wish she wouldn’t get excited and shout when we’re supposed to be stalking squirrels.
‘Look!’ I said. ‘Do you see over there! There’s some tree stumps. Let’s go climbing!’ So we did and it was really fun, cos we both love climbing tree stumps. Then Else said something but I didn’t hear. ‘What was that?’ I said. And she said it again, and I still didn’t hear. ‘You’ll have to speak louder,’ I said. ‘I can’t hear.’ ‘HAPPY AMPUVERSARY!’ she shouted.
We both love climbing trees stumps.
Happy ampuversary!!!! I love the photo of Meg in the leaves – it totally brings out the colors in her coat. And the first picture of Elsie almost looks like she is wearing a tux to celebrate!
Thank you, Christine. I think that’s a great idea. Elsie totally should wear a tux to celebrate my ampuversaries…
Love Meg xxx
Oh I loved reading your blog!!! Brought a big smile to my face this morning!! Happy Ampuversary!! May you celebrate many more!!
oh, and your sister is so cute too 🙂
Thank you sreuschen, this comment has brought a big smile to MY face. Thanks for reading 🙂
Love Meg xxx
Happy ampuversary buddy!!!
Ziggy and the DJ Flanchez clan 🐾
Thank you very much!
Love Meg xxx
Happy Ampuversary Meg!! Beautiful pictures Mom!
psst Elsie…don’t let your sis hear but I think I’m falling in love with you! You remind me so much of my quad-pug Tani who had to ‘put up’ with all the attention that Tri-pug Maggie attracted. And Tani had a Buddha belly too!
Karen and the Spirit Pug Girls
Thank you, Karen
Love from Meg x
P.S. note to Karen from Meg’s Mum. I told Elsie what you said (Meg didn’t…) and she was thrilled, went off wagging her butt with her tail in the air, proud as punch, so thanks 🙂 She does have a lot to put up with having a Megastar for a sister…
Meg you and Elsie are just the cutest ever! Congratulations!
PS. I’m glad you didn’t make your sister cry. Remember share the LOVE!
Thanks Linda! I do try to be nice, but sometimes I just enjoy winding her up. I promise I’ll try harder from now on.
Love Meg xxx
Oh Meg! You are just a doll! And so is your sister 🙂 Hoppy Ampuversary Sweet Meg! But don’t forget, if Elsie goes on a diet, you probably will end up on it, too …blah. You both look so beautiful in your portraits <3
Donna & Murphy
Aw, thank you, Donna! I’m really pleased I’m a doll! Maybe that diet’s not such a great idea after all…
Lots of love from Meg xxx
Oh Meg, you crack me up! Hoppy, hoppy ampuversery – and wishing you many more! and I’m sorry but you’re sister is pretty cute – for a quad! I love the picture of you two on the tree stumps, looks like fun!
We’re so late to the pawty but a big, big hoppy ampuversary to you gorgeous!
P.S. That’s a mighty big tree you tackled!