Now I realise that, as a Megastar, photoshoots go with the territory, but lately Mum’s been getting a little bit what I can only describe as snap happy. It’s the light, she says, you look so beautiful in this clear Autumn light, I’m like, yada yada, talk to the paw, whatever Mum, can we just go? Just a second, she says, and it never is, just a second, I mean, she’s like non stop faffing. Don’t move, she says. I’m like, this is a walk? A walk, okay? Geddit? The clue’s in the name. You’re supposed to keep walking. One second, Meg! she says. One second! But, like I say, never is.
Then Elsie, starts wingeing, cos she’s cold. Honest to Dog, the pair of them! So mostly I go chase a deer or something, and Mum’s like, ooh quick, that would make a good shot, which she can’t catch me anyway, not a chance, cos I’m superfast, like a streak of red lightning, except even faster, I really honestly am.
Course, when I want to stop, it’s a different story. Come on, Meg, you don’t want to go in again! It’s too cold for swimming. I’m like have you been in? No? Well I think I’m the one best placed to judge what’s too cold and what’s not too cold and what’s just right for me, don’t you? It’s icing up round the edge, she says. Which is just how I like it, I say, now please, will you throw the ball in again?
I realise that, as a Megastar, photoshoots go with the territory
It’s the light, she says, you look so beautiful in this clear Autumn light
I’m like, yada yada, talk to the paw, whatever Mum, can we just go?
Elsie, starts wingeing, cos she’s cold
Now please, will you throw the ball in again?
Meg it’s the price you pay for your celebrity and being so beautiful! Hopefully, Elsie will get a sweater for Christmas do she doesn’t cut your adventures short being a cold weather wimp! Fionn doesn’t understand why I think it’s too cold to swim either- and it’s way warmer where we live. I’m worried he will have trouble with only one front leg, but you seem to do fine. Was it hard to swim your first time after surgery?